February 2012
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President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...
bumrub:
ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with
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I am now imagining this exchange in a future...
Abed: Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff: Why's that?
Abed: It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff: Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed: No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff: This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton: *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!
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going-to-scranton:
rufustfirefly:
still waiting for poehler’s 2010 emmy cleavage to win an award
#will arnett agrees with you
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List of Sandwiches - Wikipedia →
brokentripod:
artisticprincess:
Where’s Heavy’s Sandvich?
I feel like I need to bookmark this
so I’m going to.
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endlesslyunamusing:
notthiscrap:
;~;
The Green Lantern panel I can’t take it.
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You guys seen the Razzies nominations: Adam Sandler has the most ever for Jack & Jill and another couple of shitty sounding films, and Transformers 3, the new twilight film, the newest big momma’s house and nicholas cage all have shitloads of nominations
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Watched Black Swan finally. Wasn’t blown away
I thought it was alright, but not great. Though all of the mutilationy bits and weird stuff to fingers did make me cringe a lot
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manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
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