Your trellis is a whore
lumos5001:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

earth-shattering

lumos5001:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

earth-shattering

I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.
Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

planitia:

infinityankle:

littlestbug:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

MBOW

MWEB

Yeah but can we talk for a second about how the cat’s name is McLovin

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

beautifuletdown2700:

dark-precipice:

dark-precipice:

eldritchlunch:

cuddly-morrigan:

“Apparently other than writing famous cosmic horror fiction Lovecraft was also known for the nerdiest sounding letters.” - My brother

oh my god

Are you serious? 
"Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!!" 
Are you fucking serious?

If I ever get a quote tattooed somewhere on my person, it’s gonna be this quote. 


Fuckin nerds

beautifuletdown2700:

dark-precipice:

dark-precipice:

eldritchlunch:

cuddly-morrigan:

Apparently other than writing famous cosmic horror fiction Lovecraft was also known for the nerdiest sounding letters.” - My brother

oh my god

Are you serious? 

"Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!!" 

Are you fucking serious?

If I ever get a quote tattooed somewhere on my person, it’s gonna be this quote. 

Fuckin nerds

kgschmidt:

daggerpen:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ
This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall
it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Trees are ALWAYS important. *sighs happily* Have some good news, for a change!

kgschmidt:

daggerpen:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh wow, this is fantastic!

Trees are ALWAYS important. *sighs happily* Have some good news, for a change!

totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

laylainalaska:

saucefactory:

somewhatbadasslol:

STORM, CAPTAIN MARVEL, WONDER WOMAN & SHE HULK by - http://rahzzah.deviantart.com/gallery/

Jesus fucking Christ. I’ve died and gone to heaven. Because this is clearly heaven.

Wow, these are incredible! The She-Hulk selfie is just amazing.

hannibal buress