Your trellis is a whore
dubstepsunset:

Oh look my favorite quote again!

dubstepsunset:

Oh look my favorite quote again!

yeahwriters:

theparadoxymoron:

JK Rowling’s and Evanna Lynch’s twitter conversation

Thisssssss is adorable

<3

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

puppet-angel:

buffy-lauraroslin:

fuckyeahbuffyscreencaps:

Andrew made me choke on my toast.

Desde abajo te devora.

Timmy Olyphant on Conan [9.15.2014]

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON OUR MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"